taliabobalia:

my ascent into adulthood

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Introverts, in contrast, may have strong social skills and enjoy parties and business meetings, but after a while wish they were home in their pajamas. They prefer to devote their social energies to close friends, colleagues, and family. They listen more than they talk, think before they speak, and often feel as if they express themselves better in writing than in conversation. They tend to dislike conflict. Many have a horror of small talk, but enjoy deep discussions.

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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necrovorn:

THIS! FUCKING THIS!

ugly:

on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

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lameboyfriend:

heelys don’t have brakes bc my swag don’t stop

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sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

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beyoncebeytwice:

can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle

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spermbanker:

IF U DO NOT LIKE ME:
1. Me neither
2. I don’t care

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